» George Carlin
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would’ve made our arms shorter.”
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» Religion is bullshit
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
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» The Ten Commandments
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
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» George Carlin
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
Here’s a short selection of George Carlin’s best YouTube flicks If you’re a fan, I know you’ll enjoy them; if you’re one of the uninitiated, well, better late than never.
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» George Carlin
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.”
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» George Carlin - Religion is bullshit
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
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» George Carlin - Defrags the 10 Commandments
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
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